1941-1963+Skit+Script

Harry Truman Oh, man, I am wiped. That war in Europe was a drag.

Clement Attlee I agree, Truman. Some might even call it a doozy. I wouldn't, but some might.

Josef Stalin Think how I feel. We lost 25 million people. You guys barely lost a fraction of that.

Harry Truman Whatever, I bet you killed half of those yourself in gulags anyway. Man, I am tired.

Josef Stalin So, I was wondering if I could put something on the table for you guys.

Clement Attlee World War suuuucks.

Josef Stalin I've got a bunch of soldiers just kind of chilling in Eastern Europe, and it'd be a hassle to move them, so I was hoping you'd just sort of let me have those countries?

Harry Truman Whatever, bro. Do what you like.

Josef Stalin Wait, really? You're not even gonna put up a fight? That's, like, ten countries right there. I didn't even expect to get Bulgaria.

Clement Attlee I'm on board with Harry on this one. I'm exhausted; take whatever you want. You've earned it, champ.

Josef Stalin Are you guys for real? We can negotiate or something. Don't you want have a war over Eastern Europe? Even a little one? Come on! Germany's gone. I'm bored.

Harry Truman Thanks but no thanks, Stalin. I've got a pretty cool atomic bomb, though, if you want to come over and see it.

Josef Stalin That sounds pretty sweet. What does it do?

Harry Truman Kills stuff. It's okay, I guess. Want to go watch me throw it at Japan?

Josef Stalin Do I ever!